Oh, i forgot to mention:

the time when someone yanked on the front doors of the bakery, saw that they were locked, then walked around to the side of the building and CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW.
(we had a rather large, low-to-the-ground, sliding window, which was open because it was pushing 85 degrees outside, which translates to more like 90 when you work somewhere with ovens!)
I would have liked to beat that man senseless with a rye baguette. The worst part was that he just nonchalantly began looking at the pastry case, as if this was completely normal behavior. I was agog, i tell you- agog.

also, here is a superhero-related cartoon song adventure, just for fun:

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

...hope you enjoy! (Also: it's okay if you dance along to that like a dork; i always do.)